Bourla: Betty, will you tell Jordon to come to my office as soon as possible…..oh, and lock up the ipads, this guy’s a freakin’ loose cannon. Betty: Yes sir. Is this a date, sir?Thanks for reading The Imaginary Hobgoblin! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.
Omg Eric....you've hit a new high with this one! Lmao! Really needed it re the new 🐵🙊🙉 "emergency declaration", Dr Nass' trial today, and after the first episode of never again. Thanks so much for bringing the humor!!! 💜💜💜
I think Pfizer has some issues here, but nothing to do with evil mandated vaccine profit and death.
I agree with the idea that this guy does not seem to be the type to be in charge of something.
I also agree that the conservative base might be making more of it than what it is.
So, what is Pfizer’s problem? They have an ignorant unqualified buffoon in a position with an extremely prestigious title. Why is he there? How did he get such a high position just a couple steps from CEO?
At the risk of being extremely insensitive (wait, I’m over it) Jordan is a product of ESG requirements. This is like an affirmative action program on steroids, wherein these giant corporations only get funding if they meet the Economic and Social Governance standards.
In comes a maybe-educated, not well-spoken, bungling out of control Buffoon who just happens to be gay and black. Cha-Ching! Pfizer just got some low interest loans from the world bank.
In my mind, it’s the mandated ESG global compliance method that needs serious questioning here, because guess what? Jordan is not the first or the last to get this deal. Take a look at all your politicians, CEOs, high- level people popping up all around you that have the word “first” attached to their description. That’s big ESG money putting unqualified people to work making big money to fuck up everything in your life.
I kept hearing Bourla's accent and Jordan's little girl voice. "Is this real life?" Good job, Eric. I needed something "lite" and got a good laugh, too!
😂😂😂 You outdid yourself on this Eric! LOL funny…Is this a date? I think you nailed the guy…and Pfizer.
And thank you for the humorous break from the heavy C&C reading this morning! I love C&C but sometimes it can get depressing- thank God for talented jokesters like you! 😂
Omg Eric....you've hit a new high with this one! Lmao! Really needed it re the new 🐵🙊🙉 "emergency declaration", Dr Nass' trial today, and after the first episode of never again. Thanks so much for bringing the humor!!! 💜💜💜
Gosh who wouldn't want their own Raoul in the basement.
🤣🤣🤣 Wait, wait ... No, no, it's really not funny... 😱 🤭
Super funny!!!
I think Pfizer has some issues here, but nothing to do with evil mandated vaccine profit and death.
I agree with the idea that this guy does not seem to be the type to be in charge of something.
I also agree that the conservative base might be making more of it than what it is.
So, what is Pfizer’s problem? They have an ignorant unqualified buffoon in a position with an extremely prestigious title. Why is he there? How did he get such a high position just a couple steps from CEO?
At the risk of being extremely insensitive (wait, I’m over it) Jordan is a product of ESG requirements. This is like an affirmative action program on steroids, wherein these giant corporations only get funding if they meet the Economic and Social Governance standards.
In comes a maybe-educated, not well-spoken, bungling out of control Buffoon who just happens to be gay and black. Cha-Ching! Pfizer just got some low interest loans from the world bank.
In my mind, it’s the mandated ESG global compliance method that needs serious questioning here, because guess what? Jordan is not the first or the last to get this deal. Take a look at all your politicians, CEOs, high- level people popping up all around you that have the word “first” attached to their description. That’s big ESG money putting unqualified people to work making big money to fuck up everything in your life.
EFFIN BRILLIANT. I needed that.
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I kept hearing Bourla's accent and Jordan's little girl voice. "Is this real life?" Good job, Eric. I needed something "lite" and got a good laugh, too!
Dear God. This is poetry.
Awesome, Eric !
🤣🤣 thanks! We all need a laugh lately!
Eric, this may be your best yet. After seeing Bourla on the telly trying to ignore the media in Davos, it’s even funnier. Thank you!
😂😂😂 You outdid yourself on this Eric! LOL funny…Is this a date? I think you nailed the guy…and Pfizer.
And thank you for the humorous break from the heavy C&C reading this morning! I love C&C but sometimes it can get depressing- thank God for talented jokesters like you! 😂
Hilarious meeting between two psychopaths.
And the comment about working with Raoul in the basement reminded me of this movie. But I'm certain Jordan would put a different spin on it.
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