I don't know about you all, but I'm eagerly anticipating another episode of the "Covid Goes to Washington" narrative. Who's it going to be this time? The highly infectious little devil is plowing its way through the loopy factions of DC crackpots faster than you can say: "Cancel our Disney trip." Much to my chagrin - I realized that it didn't have a chance of permanently taking out the good news hating blood sucking duo of Jen Psaki and Kamala Harris. Hell, nothing less than a garlic enema and a toothpick driven through their near microscopic black hearts will suffice......but Maxine Waters??!....if whatever iteration of Covid we're on didn't have enough punch to drop that possessed droopy relic to the dirt....I mean c'mon.... how bad can this be? I'm willing to throw caution to the wind and continue doing what I've been doing.......the complete opposite of what the MSM "science experts" say……..And here I stand…..another Festivus Miracle!
Of course, it's all just more laughable bad theater. Whoever draws the short stick gets nominated to babble to the MSM leaches about how they'd be dead if it weren't for the miracle shank. Additionally, the liberal dingbat du jour gets the noble distinction of modeling a loathsome custom made sequined enshrined face diaper for the brainwashed masses to embrace and worship. We are so blessed!
BTW, can someone PLEASE make sure that trench mouth Joy Reid gets in line for her.....where are we?......13th booster as quickly as possible?! Holy freakin' moly....A Harvard graduate???....In what discipline?...Circus Clown Leadership?....Effective Stone Age Communication?...Post Modern Moronism? Advanced Sewer Ventriloquism? What a loon.
Just talked to a friend. They have to travel on “da plane” after a two year plus respite. Completely 4x jabbed but mad that air travel mandates have relaxed. Going with the N-95 to ensure all goes well. They know of at least 6 other close contacts that have recently come down with the “rona”. They can’t believe it. Go figure.
Good job! Brought out your snarkiness on your own substack. Always look forward to finding your gems.