BIDEN: Well,…just what the hell are we supposed to do now?!...A smallpox shortage…..REALLY?!
DC HEALTHCARE EXPERT: That was infant formula….we’ve moved on.
BIDEN: Oh….just what the hell is this stuff anyway?...and why is it so damn small?! I want everything BIG around here!!
DC HEALTHCARE EXPERT: It’s Covid on steroids. Monkeys spread it in the sauna after a hard day of eating fleas off each other and throwing rocks at tourists. We’ve slipped GPS tracking devices in the best bananas to help stop the spread…..shouldn’t take but a couple of weeks.
BIDEN: Sounds like a solid plan. What kind of monkeys are we talking about here?
DC HEALTHCARE EXPERT: Mostly Rhesus……Hey, here’s an idea….why don’t we fly them into Florida and bus them to DeSantis’s house?
BIDEN: I hardly see what sending him a bus load of Reese’s is going to do?! You’re such an idiot. Are you trying to make us look completely incompetent?
DC HEALTHCARE EXPERT: Well, we could force the monkeys to get vaccinated…..or at least the ones that are working in Healthcare. Surely the Supreme Court will agree with that logic.
BIDEN: Yeah, especially that new chick,....Jackson, right? She’s as sharp as a bag of Cheetos….can’t tell the difference between the Sun and the Moon. I’m glad she’s on our side.
DC HEALTHCARE EXPERT: Of course, they’re could be an uprising. I don’t expect the Chimps and Orangutans to just fall in line, and the Gorillas….well, that’s a gamble,....doesn’t take much to set them off.
BIDEN: Well, type something up and have it on my desk by morning, we can’t have another fake outbreak without some clear cut direction. And make it Great Big Pox….we need scary.
Sounds about right😂
Just to someone...their comment "that wasn't a transcript?" 🤣🤣🤣